I'm being a girl tonight, i.e. I'm having red wine. I'm so sorry to have turned out to be a disappointment.

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01/17/2014 at 20:38 • Filed to: None

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WARNING: I'm breaking my 'don't Oppo while drunk' rule, ramblings, bad spelling and even worse grammar probably follow.

I sincerely apologise to anyone who mistakenly thought I were a manly man. Well, I've proven you wrong. I'm having wine today, and even though it's only because I'm out of beer and whiskey (bourbon was my first love), I'm extremely ashamed of myself. I hope that Oppo's proper men, like our dear Laird Andy McBratlie won't spit in my face.

I've had this bottle of Santa Carolina knocking about for ages. I bought it in case I ever had a fine lassie over at my place, which never really happened due to my being forever alone. Then again I guess it's a good thing I didn't keep it, because it's not very good, definitely not worth the asking price at my local supermarket (almost $25).

To be honest, I'm only posting this on Oppo because my drinking buddy has already gone to bed, and I don't want the inherent sadness of my situation to overcome me. Please, Oppo - entertain me, don't let me succumb to self pitying over the bad things that I've done!

Also, I solemnly promise to make up today's forage into the forbidden wine territory by drinking a load of whiskey on the coming weeks. I know that I've been neglacting my beloved uncle Beam recently, but it's all going to change. I swear.

Also, that new logo is really doing my head in. Please stop it from looping, that's just annoying.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > . .
01/17/2014 at 20:45

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If you've consumed red meat within 4 hours of drinking red wine you're fine.


Kinja'd!!! . . > Birddog
01/17/2014 at 20:48

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I'm ordering a proper manly burger as we speak!


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > . .
01/17/2014 at 20:51

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A wine night once in a while ain't no thing sir. Especially when that is all you got left. I'm gettin deep in some vodka tonight. My fiance is currently in vegas for her bachelorette party.


Kinja'd!!! PowderHound > . .
01/17/2014 at 20:53

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Ah Jim Beam. One of my favorites and also one of my brothers (let's say his name is Tom Oslo). Apparently he got real drunk off of it one night and proceeded to tell every that his name was "Tom Jim Oslo Beam"


Kinja'd!!! . . > Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
01/17/2014 at 20:57

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Vodka is great, especially, if you're from the eastern hemisphere, like me. It's the alcohol that helps you make lifelong friendships!


Kinja'd!!! Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > . .
01/17/2014 at 21:06

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Cheers to that


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > . .
01/17/2014 at 21:07

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I had 3 large glasses of red wine last night.

I was also eating a 14 oz steak at a fine dining establishment.

Eat beef, and all is forgiven.


Kinja'd!!! . . > PatBateman
01/17/2014 at 21:08

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I don't have access to good steaks at the moment. Is a really nice burger enough?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > . .
01/17/2014 at 21:40

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It'll have to do for now.

I also had escargot and a Makers Mark Manhattan (in addition to the medium rare ribeye). After dinner, we enjoyed a nice Ashton cigar at the local cigar club.

Damn, I had a manly ass night last night and I didn't even know it!! This is a rarity for me, as I have three young daughters and a wife.


Kinja'd!!! AthomSfere > . .
01/17/2014 at 22:01

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Nothing wrong with a good red wine... Now a White Zin...

But a good Pinot Noir is always fine.

Tonight though, for me... I have some Whiskey to tend to.


Kinja'd!!! Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > . .
01/17/2014 at 22:22

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Funny, just had some quality wine for dinner. Totally acceptable. To quote a great man..."There is no wrong way to consume alcohol, son" - bonus points to whoever can guess who said that.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > . .
01/17/2014 at 22:34

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got a problem with good red wine? Friday night spelling does not count against you.


Kinja'd!!! The WB > . .
01/17/2014 at 23:06

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I actually went out specifically to buy some red wine for tonight. So consider your man card intact.

And I definitely didn't spend 25 dollars on it.